If Santa was on the prowl for a new Mrs. Claus, he may use these pickup lines...
- I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list.
- That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you!
- I know when you've been bad or good... so let's skip the small talk!
- Wanna meet Santa’s little helper? He's not so little, if you know what I mean...
- I've got something special in the sack for you!
- How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?
- Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole?”
- I see you when you're sleeping & you don't wear any underwear...
- Shouldn't you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel?
- How about I slip down YOUR chimney, at half past midnight?
- Wanna check out my mistletoe belt buckle?
- Come sit on my lap. I’ve got a special gift just for you.
- I've got you on my "nice and naughty” list!
- Hey cutie, ever do it in a sleigh?
- I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
- He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh.
- Nice wrapping, but I need to inspect it.
- You are what I want for Christmas.
- I can get you off the Naughty List.
- You know, I'd love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.
- Wanna see my 12-inch elf?
- Even Santa doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.
- I know it’s not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
- I’ve got the keys to the sleigh tonight.
- Some of my best toys run on batteries...
- Your stocking isn't the only thing I'll be stuffing tonight...
- If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays?
- I've got something you can hang a wreath on.
- What do you say we make this a "not-so-silent" night?
- Do you like the song "Jingle Bells?” Because you look like you go all the way!
- Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
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