Stupid Criminals: Woman Arrested Reporting Fire in Her Crotch

A woman in Ohio called 911 last weekend to report that her private parts were on fire. The dispatcher told her that's not what 911 is for, so she hung up. But, she called back and said the same thing. But, this time she asked for firefighters to come help. Crews showed up to her house and when nothing was actually on fire, they arrested her for misusing 911.

In New Jersey, a guy was arrested for being a serial mooner. Police say he went to Walmart, where he repeatedly dropped his pants and mooned people around the store. He also started recording their reactions on his cell phone. But, someone ended up calling the cops and he was arrested.

Police in Florida saw a woman speeding. She blew by a sheriff's deputy doing 107 mph... in a 45 mph zone. She did slow down to 70 to pass a street sweeper, but then gunned it again. She eventually slowed down and pulled into her own driveway with the deputy behind her. She was charged with eluding law enforcement and resisting arrest. She seems awfully happy in her mugshot.

In Canada, a Star Wars themed restaurant celebrated Star Wars Day by having an employee stand outside the restaurant in a storm trooper costume, complete with a toy gun, to drum up business.

People saw that and called the police. Officers showed up and tackled her to the ground. Keep in mind... She was in full storm trooper garb and she couldn't hear them with the helmet on, so they tackled her, put her in the back of a police car and took her to the police station.

After a few hours, they were able to sort it all out. She was eventually released without any charges, but the restaurant owner says people need to have some common sense.


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