In the UK, a guy has been pranking the emergency dispatchers in his town. His most recent spree was calling them 24 times in 45 minute and just burping loudly.
He’s been arrested for it before, but he just keeps on doing it. Well, he got himself arrested again in October and he found out this week, he will be going to jail for 6 months for causing a public nuisance. Who’s laughing now!!
In Wisconsin last week, a guy went out to his car and found that someone had stolen his tire and replaced it with a frozen turkey.
The guy said he has never seen anything like this before - that sometimes people will steal a tire and leave a stack of bricks or cinder blocks to help support it, but never a frozen turkey. They haven’t found the tire thief yet, and there’s no word on whether or not the turkey ended up on the table or in the trash.
In Brazil, a visibly pregnant woman got on a bus and police got a tip that she might be smuggling drugs. They stopped her and took her in for questioning and discovered a couple of things. First, she wasn’t really pregnant. She had taken a half a watermelon and carved it out so it was just the rind. And filled the inside with four bricks of cocaine.
She was arrested.. But police were so impressed by her creativity that they shared photos of it all over social media.
And finally, in Florida, a 50 year old guy got rip roaring drunk at a bar, and a bunch of people had to stop him from driving home. Police were called and someone called him a cab. But, he didn’t want to take it. He started yelling at the cab driver and punched him in the face. Then he jumped out of the cab, started dancing in the street and started yelling like Dave Chappelle…. I’m Rick James!
Now, its important to note that he’s white, 6’3 and 300 pounds with male pattern baldness so he looks nothing like Rick James *or* Dave Chappelle.