Man Calls 911, Claims He's Jesus Christ

A guy in North Carolina called 911 because he just wanted to let them know that he was Jesus and that he’d finally returned to Earth…and that he had broken into a Pizza Hut, to eat pizza and drink mountain dew.

When asked where he was from, he said “heaven.”

He was very cooperative when the police showed up, you know, being a pacifist and all, but he has been charged with breaking and entering.

Listen below to hear all of this week’s stupid criminals!

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