In the UK a guy stole a bunch of cash from a travel agency. He shoved it in his pockets and casually walked out. Then he went outside to leave, and it was so windy that the wind blew the cash right out of his pockets and scattered it all over the road.
He runs into traffic trying to pick it all up, but it doesn’t appear he had much luck.
Then in Florida a guy was behind the wheel of a pickup truck swerving all over the highway.
When police pulled him over, he was wearing only his underwear.
Not only that, the underwear said “Drunk? Free breathalyzer here,” with an arrow pointing down. And yeah…that’s a little ironic since he was in fact; drunk.
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