Stupid Criminals: "Ross Geller" Wanted in Beer Theft

In Arkansas, a woman in a cow costume was caught stealing Flonase from a Walmart. She was dressed in a full cow costume, complete with pink udders. So, not exactly inconspicuous. Store security saw her steal the nasal spray and police stopped her and arrested her for shoplifting. While they were searching her, she told the cop to do obscene things with the cow udder. So, she was also charged with resisting arrest. 

Photo: Pine Bluff Police

David Schwimmer had a little fun with police in the UK after they posted a photo of a man that has an uncanny resemblance to the former "Friends" star. 

The man who Schwimmer swears isn't him, is seen in a surveillance photo with a handful of beer. 

 

Immediately after the photo surfaced, Facebook users went nuts. There comments are hilarious.

Facebook user Nick wrote "I don't think it's been this guy's day, his week, his month or even his year.....😐"

Police responded to the comments saying "Thank you to everyone for your speedy responses. We have investigated this matter thoroughly and have confirmed that David Schwimmer was in America on this date. We're so sorry it has to be this way."

 
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