A guy from Arizona was arrested last week for sending pictures of himself to an underage girl.
He's 28 and has been tutoring high school girls as part of a mentoring program. Well, last week he sent the photo of his private parts to a 16 year old girl. When he was arrested, police were able to positively id him by the tattoo he has there... It says "fun size".
Lets be clear, that refers to a smaller than usual "candy bar". Not sure if he was aware of that when he got the tattoo.
In China, a guy married three different women. He married them over the course of two years and has at least one kid with each of them. None of them knew about the other... even though he moved them into apartments less than a mile apart so it would be easier to hop around between them. He explains his long absences by saying he is traveling on business.
He got caught and one of the wives turned him in. And now he's going away for two years for polygamy.
In Ohio, a guy was out shopping when he accidentally left his wallet behind. A woman found it and did the right thing. She turned it into the police. They opened it to find his id. They found it... along with his cocaine and meth.
So, they put out a Facebook post telling him to turn himself in or they'd come to his house and arrest him.