Stupid Criminals: Pennsylvania's Gone Wild


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We start this week in Pennsylvania, where police were called to a drive-in movie theater for a man running around naked. Three security guards had asked him to leave and he responded by throwing punches at them. He also fought with officers when they arrived. They managed to arrest him and take him to a hospital for an evaluation. There is no word on why he was naked.

And now another naked man in Pennsylvania. Police were called about a man walking naked along the highway eating flowers and grass. When they found the man he was covered in dirt and leaves. He was clearly on some sort of drugs, so he was also taken to a hospital.

And still in Pennsylvania, police recently tracked down a burglar who broke into a Taco Bell in the middle of the night and stole $300 from the register. They had a clear shot of his license plate on security camera. When they ran his name, they discovered this is not the first Taco Bell he’s broken into. He has been arrested for breaking into at least 30 other Taco Bell’s across four states. And when they managed to track him down, they found he was in jail in Indiana, for... you guessed it, breaking into a Taco Bell. Not sure what was happening in Pennsylvania last week. Must have been a full moon.