We start this week in Utah, where a man went to a car dealership and asked to take a test drive.
So they put the dealer plates on the car, and a salesman hopped in the car with him, and off they went. They drove around for awhile, and when the salesman told him it was time to head back, the guy responded by cranking up the radio until he couldn't hear him. Then, he got on the highway and hit speeds of up to 100 miles per hour.
The salesman called police, but the radio was so loud that the dispatcher couldn't make out what he was saying. But eventually, state police pulled him over. Turns out, he has a long criminal history... And now he can have "kidnapping" added to the list.
In Buffalo, police got a report of someone breaking into parked cars and stealing stuff inside. And the man was described as... "a tall leprechaun". You know, orange hair, green shirt and plaid pants. They wound up catching the guy. He's been charged with petty larceny.
In Michigan, a guy in a dodge pulled off a crazy stunt. He was driving toward a drawbridge, and saw the gate come down because a boat was approaching the bridge. But, he was high on whippets and didn't want to wait. So he busted through the gate and tried to jump his car over the gap.
Fortunately, the bridge operator saw what he was doing a stopped the gate from opening any more. So the guy actually made it. But, he smashed his windshield, blew out all four tires, and was arrested for destruction of property.
Someone needs to tell him that just because he's driving a dodge, that does not make him the Dukes of Hazzard in the General Lee.