Hate yard work but want to look like you've accomplished all of that spring cleaning? Well, Nordstrom is to the rescue. They are now offering "distressed jeans" for the low low price of $425 dollars! Nordstrom says that the jeans "embody rugged, Americana workwear that's seen some hard-working action with a crackled, caked-on muddy coating that shows you're not afraid to get down and dirty." Yeah... because why not look dirty, even when you're clean.