38-year-old Nathan Corey was pulled over by police when he hit a sidewalk with his car. When pulled over the officer determined that Corey was under the influence after he failed a sobriety test. Oh and there were drugs in his car and a machete. Yeah. He was arrested and charged with operating under the influence of alcohol, failure to drive in a proper lane, failure to have headlights illuminated, unsafe movement from a stop position, possession of marijuana, possession of drug paraphernalia, and possession of weapons in a motor vehicle. But at least the shirt he was wearing was accurate.