Someone called police in California about a suspicious guy, fixing a flat tire on the side of the road. The guy was trying to fix two flat tires on his SUV with band aids.
When police got there, the guy had dumped the entire first aid kit all over the ground and was trying to plug a large hole in the tire. He first plugged the tire with gauze, then topped it off with a band aid. Turns out, he was high on something.
A guy broke into a shed in Mississippi around 3:30 am... wearing a full Captain America Costume. Police say he was also wearing fairy wings as an added touch.
He has since been arrested.
A man in Toronto broke into a business, but all he stole was some food... which he ate inside. While he was there, he decided it would be a good idea to use the copy machine to copy his face. He then left the copy on the printer when he left.
Police aren't sure if it was a test, daring police to try and identify him, or if he was really that stupid. Either way, the police now have a picture of the burglar.