Pickup Lines Santa Might Use if he Was Looking for a New Mrs. Claus

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If Santa was on the prowl for a new Mrs. Claus, he may use these pickup lines...

  • I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list.
  • That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you!
  • I know when you've been bad or good... so let's skip the small talk!
  • Wanna meet Santa’s little helper? He's not so little, if you know what I mean...
  • I've got something special in the sack for you!
  • How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?
  • Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole?”
  • I see you when you're sleeping & you don't wear any underwear...
  • Shouldn't you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel?
  • How about I slip down YOUR chimney, at half past midnight?
  • Wanna check out my mistletoe belt buckle?
  • Come sit on my lap. I’ve got a special gift just for you.
  • I've got you on my "nice and naughty” list!
  • Hey cutie, ever do it in a sleigh?
  • I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
  • He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh.
  • Nice wrapping, but I need to inspect it.
  • You are what I want for Christmas.
  • I can get you off the Naughty List.
  • You know, I'd love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.
  • Wanna see my 12-inch elf?
  • Even Santa doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.
  • I know it’s not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
  • I’ve got the keys to the sleigh tonight.
  • Some of my best toys run on batteries...
  • Your stocking isn't the only thing I'll be stuffing tonight...
  • If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays?
  • I've got something you can hang a wreath on.
  • What do you say we make this a "not-so-silent" night?
  • Do you like the song "Jingle Bells?” Because you look like you go all the way!
  • Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?

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